Tuesday, August 18, 2009

its a TUES!

HOLA!!!!!!
MUAHAAAAAAAA i realise ytd i too high over ver's jersey!!!!!!!!tt i totally forgot to blog abt da part aftr bella n edward bgt da damn freaking heavy socio book!muahaaaaa!anw, YEAH WE WENT TO WATCH ''WHERE GOT GHOST???''!!!HAAAAAA!!!DAMN HILARIOUS!!!!!!REALLY ''XIA DA XIAO'' SIA!!!!!!!The movie consisted of three diff ghost stories!first part was hilarious!..oh shit.actually I FORGOT ALY!ROFLLLLLLLL!!!!!!THKUTHKU ONCE AGN FOR MY STMNESS!!!WOHOOOOOOO!!!anw, I STIL RMB DA 2ND & 3RD PART YEAH!!!YEEHA!!!I rmb tt 2nd movie is scariest while 3rd part is hilarious-est!!!!!HAAAAAA!!!!!!2nd movie was abt NS.Abt tis two guys having a training tt needed em to complete a long route thru' da jungle.The officer told em nt to take shortcut bt they stil TOOK.HA!In da end, they saw da ghost.da ghost first appeared s a ''GU NIANG'' selling drinks!later it rained heavily so da two guys followed her back to her ''HOUSE'' cos da ''GU NIANG'' told em da jungle area ll gana flooded soon!So, they came to tis CREEPY DAMN DARK HOUSE.Da ''GU NIANG'' told em she's gonna take a bath so da two guys just sat at a table.After a while, they felt damn bored.THEN, one of em suggested GOING TO C DA GU NIANG BATH.COS HE WAS INTERESTED TO NOE HOW A PIG BATHE ITSELF(COS DA GU NIANG WAS FAT)!HA LOL!As da other one didnt want to get into trouble, the guy went alone....AND THEN.....HE TRIED TO PEEP THRU DA DOOR SMALL HOLES.AND!HE!SAW!A BIG FACE WITH MOUTH FILLED WITH BLOOD STARING AT HIM!!!!!!!HE SHOUTED GHOST!!!!!&DA TWO OF EM STARTED RUNNING!!!!!!RUNNING INTO THE GU NIANG'S TOMB!!!!!!!At da tomb, da GU NIANG OR DA GHOST CAUGHT UP WITH EM!DA GHOST ASKED EM Y THEY SO SCARED SO THEY SAID COS SHE'S GHOST!!!SHE DENIED!THEN E PEEPING TOM ASKED Y HER MOUTH FULL OF BLOOD SHE SAID TTS COS SHE BRUSHED HER TEETH TILL ITS BLEEDING!!!ROFLLLLLLL!!!Anw, da ghost then told em da tomb belonged to her twin sista tt died few mths ago!lol!!!anw, later she asked em to go back to her house by tricking em tt dere MUCH MORE GHOSTS OUT IN DA JUNGLE!GULLIBLY, THEY FOLLOWED HER BACK.BACK IN DA HOUSE, SHE TOLD EM HER DAD WAS ''DAVID FOOTBALLFIELD'' ROFL!!!!!FAMOUS LIAO, DEN CHANGED HIS NAME TO DAVID COPPERFIELD!!!ROFL!!!!!den she performed a magic where she tied herself up n locked inside a box but was able to appear behind DA TWO GUYS AFTER 10SECS!SO GULLIBLY AGN, DA GUYS THT SHE'S REALLY SOME PRO MAGICIAN LIKE HER ''DAD''!So, they BAI HER WEI SHI n then asked her to teach em magic trick.MORE THAN HAPPY, e ghost then had em tied up with dere NECK TIED TO A ROPE TOO. DA TWO GUYS WERE STIL DAMN EXCITED!!!!!!N THEN..E GHOST APPEARED WITH TWO SWORDS.SCARED, they asked if she was going to KILL EM!!!3 SECS PAST N SHE CUT E ROPES TT WERE TIED TO EM!!!N WHOOOOOOOOSH!THEY WERE SWUNG UP IN A FLASH OF LIGHTNING TO DA TREE OUTSIDE!TIGHTENING E ROPES AROUND DERE NECK,LEAVING DERE FOOT 3METRES FM E GROUND.IMAGINE IT!!!!!
MUAHAAAAA!!!Tis story was really e most scary without really alot of funny parts except those LAME CRAP!HA!!!!!!There's another part in tis story where one of da guy farted n then asked e other guy if he smelled anything, n tt guy replied he smelled something fragrant!!!rofl!!!!!After tt, when they were SHITTING amg da bushes, e WIERD-NOSE GUY said he smelled something fragrant(actually coming from e ghost behing em!)!SUPER FARNIE!!!!!!!!

MUAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!HA!Third part is really XIA DA XIAO!cos its abt tis GHOST which was actually da mum of tis 3sons!DAMN FARNIE SIA!!!she appeared beside e 2nd son @ night n asked for a MICKEY MOUSE PRINT BRA!!!ROFLLLLL!!!Aftr tt e MUM then ''went over'' to e 3rd son n lay on his bed where he n his wife was sleeping @!!!When e son was washing his face with some lotion on his cheeks, SHE HELPED HIM RUBBED IT!!!ROFL!of cos, he hd tht it was his wife hand!bt when he turned around, no one of THERE!!!ROFL, anw, e FUNNIEST PART was when they were sleeping tt time!His mum's sleeping tgt in their bed in such a way tt make a right angle with how her son&daughtr in law r sleeping n her head is just beside her SON'S HEAD!!!REALLY XIA REN!!BT IT WAS REALLY HILARIOUS FOR US RATHER THEN SCARED! REALLY XIA DAO XIAO!!!!!!!!!!!!ROFLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!Da mum oso even appeared inside da tv of her eldest son's tv set,waving @ him!!!!!!XIA DAO XIAO SIA!!!!!!!!!!

MUAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!My second time watching a Singapore production,oso my second time watching a non-english film!!!
WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!I rmb da FIRST STORY ALY BT TOO LAZY TO TYPE ALY!ASK ME IF UR WANNA NOE!!!Bt generally part one neither scary nor funny!ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

ADIOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh anw, my toolbar TOTALLY GONE AGN!!!What's happening to my com or izit blogspot fault, anyone?
YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TO INFINITY N BEYOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THKUTHKUUUUUUUUUUUUU FOR MYYYYYYYYYYY CRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPY RANDOMNESSSSSS ONCE AGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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